When The Turkey’s Gone: A Post-Feast Audit

 

It’s too late for this to be of any use to you for Thanksgiving 2011, but it’s not too late for next year.  It is tips and wisdom compiled not only from this year’s personal experience, but from past years, as well as input from friends who  “cook and tell”.  Please add your own tips in the comments and I’ll create a master list with community input, called “Don’t Say We Didn’t Tell You: The Sweet Beet Speaks”

  • If someone asks to bring something, never decline – one of the greatest joys of Thanksgiving is feeling like you contributed to the feast. If the person is a crap cook, let them bring a store-bought pie. (Pumpkin is the hardest to screw up.)
  • Do it at lunchtime rather than making it a 4pm late-aft meal and make everyone follow you on a walk before dessert. Expect a major protest but do it anyway.
  • By all means stuff the cavity of the bird with onions, carrots, celery etc but don’t count on those flavors traveling to the breast meat. Instead, once the bird’s cooked, take them out, blend until smooth, and add them to the gravy for outstanding flavor.
  • Don’t serve any appetizers beforehand. If you’re anything like me, your stomach will be on its hands and knees begging for food and if you put a plate of cheese in front of me, I will devour it. There is no better way to improve the taste of a meal than hunger, so don’t deny your guests the pleasure of pre-meal starvation.
  • After you’ve decided how long you think the turkey will take – add 2 hours.
  • When testing the turkey’s done-ness, be sure to stick the thermometer, a) All the way in and, b) All the way into the right place in the bird (usually the breast). Otherwise, you will be serving perfectly done thighs and rubbery everything else.
  • Don’t dress the salad until the turkey’s done-ness has been confirmed by at least three independent sources.
  • When you carve, carve thinly – thin turkey slices soak up gravy far better than thick ones (easier to do the next day when the turkey’s cold).

  • Make more stuffing than you ever think you could possibly need.
  • No you can’t leave the marshmallows off the sweet potatoes.  I tried it once (on principle it still kills me to eat those things for dinner) and you’d swear, I had unveiled boiled chicken.
  • If you’re making Brussels Sprouts, don’t’ even think about boiling/steaming them – roast them or skip them.
  • There will always be leftover green beans. I know they’re a traditional dish, but no one ever goes back for seconds. If you do cook them, do NOT cook them “al dente” (this is not a summer picnic), they should be soft but not soggy. My favorite way to prepare them is to steam/boil then first, then finish then in a pan with oil, butter, garlic and salt.
  • Store-bought chicken broth (unless labeled un-salted) has tons of salt (it’s usually the second ingredient), so if you’re making gravy, do not add salt!  And if you do and it tastes like a salt-lick, add some wine and a touch of sugar, it helps.
  • When making apple pie, slice apples really finely, it will be much sweetener and more delicious when the apples have become mushy. If you can pick up a slice and it does not flop over, you’ve not cooked it long enough.
  • With most pies – cut the sugar.  You’re most likely going to be topping the slice with cream or ice cream anyway.
  • Don’t ever decline a guest’s offer to do the dishes. And guests -  your job is not done just because you brought the best stuffing than everyone swears they’ve ever had.

Add your own “learnings” below and  I’ll compile the “best of “ and you can print it out and tape it the fridge for TG 2012 …

Oh and the winner of the KitchenAid stand-mixer, new-subscriber giveaway was Lindsay L. of Maine!  Congrats!

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  • http://spinachtiger.com Angela@Spinachtiger

    A lot of good tips here. My newest tip is use turkey neck (only buy fresh) for a stock, made the day before. Take stock soak in cheesecloth and put on turkey. Needs no basting, and result is perfect golden brown. Start turkey on hot grill outside if you can so it doesn’t smoke (450 degrees) and then in 30 minutes transfer to a 350 and cook turkey as fast as you can to avoid. Dry brine only. Ended up being best turkey we ever had. The cheesecloth thing is amazing. I love the walk before dessert.

  • Fred

    Smiling, a salt lick, huh…..but, ain’t it the truth!! Actually, there a number of decent organic chicken ‘n beef broths in most major stores, now. Kroger’s here has an excellent selection. You can usually get either a no-salt one or onewith usually a minimal amount of sea salt. Swanson has an organic brand, but if I remember correctly….it is loaded with salt. And, nice pictures!

  • Christine Flaherty

    It will not win many beauty contests…but the best and juiciest turkey I ever had was cooked for the first 3/4 of its time…are you ready??? Upside down! Who knew? What happens is all the juices flow downhill into the breast. It was yummy and succulent. You turn it over 3/4 of the way through…helps to have those silicon mitts or the giant forks…and then finish the cooking right side up. If your clan slices in the kitchen and then serves the meat on a platter, this is the way to go!

  • Ctbenjamin

    Here’s 1 tip: cornstarch, not flour, for the gravy. About 1 tbsp. per cup of liquid, mix it w/ enough water to make it pourable & whisk into the boiling liquid, then boil for a minute or so.

    I use the neck & giblets (w/ a few bay leaves) for stock/gravy base as well – but NOT the liver, which will make it bitter.

    & 1 more: make as much of the food as possible ahead of time to reduce stress & aggravation.

  • Ctbenjamin

     I also do that -  450F for 30 minutes, then 325-350 until done. The recipe’s from Gourmet magazine. But I don’t baste, instead, I coat the bird, inside & out, w/ a generous layer of herbs & spices mixed w/ a bit of salt. This technique works best on a smaller bird – 10-12 lbs.

  • Jesic17

    Unless your Mom drives you crazy….always take her advice, help and love in the kitchen! Mine was awesome this year as I undertook my first Thanksgiving at our tiny condo.

  • Jwc39

    I used corn starch for years, but found that gravy didn’t liquify the next day when reheated. Kind of like left over Chinese food.

  • http://CharmainGiuliani.com CharmainGiuliani

    If you are having many dishes(IT IS THANKSGIVING!)some prepared in advance, some contributed, make a list and check it before seating everyone…..this prevents finding the dish when its too late after the dinner

  • Anonymous

    If you want people to want seconds on the green beans, use this recipe: http://www.npr.org/2010/11/18/131418777/thanksgiving-makeover

    [Scroll down and pick 'Slow Cooker Green Bean
    Casserole'.]  Ignore the fact that it’s called ‘green bean casserole’, because it’s not like any GBC you’ve ever encountered.  It’s pretty much life changing and I’ve never had people *not* go back for seconds.

  • Cherelyn Riesmeyerr

    For the best soup ever, throw the whole carcass in a pot, cover with water and boil for hours to make broth, remove the bones, skin, some fat and other junk and follow the recipe for beef barley soup on the package of barley substituting whats left of the turkey after sandwiches for the beef.  It freezes well too!

  • Drankin99

    Outstanding post.  Pretty funny, too.

  • Jeanie Brooke

    Dear Sweet Beet:  I enjoy your writing style, I feel as though we are discussing the “leftovers’ sitting at my daughter’s dining room table, only there was no pumpkin pie with whipped cream to enjoy, drat! Not knowing that my daughter brined the turkey, when I did the “between the inner thigh and the breast” of the turkey to check for doneness (THE authority on such things), so even though the drumstick looked to be done, inside it was still pink, so we cooked the darn thing some more! Too bad; tough turkey! The trade-off was the rich brown drippings converted to a rich, brown gravy that turned out to be most sought-after item on the groaning board/table. My daughter made enough food for an army, or at least for everyone to be able to take leftovers home. Some did, while others were, I think, just too full to consider tomorrow. Parting shot: With any dinner invitation I submit, I forewarn my would-be guests that there will NOT be any appetizers, and before-dinner drinks will be limited to one apperitif. I love to cook, and I love to have my cooking fully appreciated.

    Keep up the good work! — Jeanie Brooke in Longmont, Colorado 

  • http://www.losingtummyfat1.com/articles Albin

    My favorite from your list of great suggestions is to forget the brussel sprouts.  I laughed at it as it is one of the very few vegetables that I do not like. 

  • Bobbi

    Loved your list! We host 20+ every year for dinner–it can be a total circus. Any tip is appreciated. The morning after Thanksgiving my husband and I make our list of what to do and what to skip the following year. With 20 guests who all want turkey to take home we make three birds. Next year I’m roasting one the day before and making gravy in advance. I hate sweating it at the end with all those hungry eyes on me.

  • Yakster

    Great article.  My tip is for the leftovers, I made a turkey enchilada this year which was a real hit because it didn’t taste anything like Thanksgiving when everyone was saturated with turkey leftovers.

  • https://annesaeonlane.wordpress.com/ Body Rocker Annes Lane

    This is more about the experience of Thanksgiving and holidays in general. If you’re hosting a group for a meal, I think it’s extremely important to be just that, a host. By this I don’t mean walking around and serving people hours d oeuvres, I mean, have the cooking and preparations (including little details) complete before your guests arrive. 
    To me, there’s nothing worse than arriving at someone’s home and feeling like they’re stressed or wired out because they’re still in the middle of preparations or haven’t set the table yet. Your guests would rather be able to sit down, relax, and socialize with you; not feel like they’re intruding in on a host that’s too busy or preoccupied.Note, this is all aside from having people help you carve the turkey. It also doesn’t pertain to having people over to help you cook the meal if that’s what you traditionally do.